Recent Movie Reviews


Fate of the Nation 1 of 3 Fate of the Nation 1 of 3

Rated 0 / 5 stars

you my friend....

are the biggest retard I have ever even heard about. I make movies at least 5 times better than this which get blammed. People...watch the WHOLE animation before voting!

This movie sucked the perspiration off an obese man's triple chin.



Adventures of Juarez Adventures of Juarez

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

lol

pretty good, yes, and I saw when you go forward 1 frame at a time, right after you see the afro man playing the guitar there is a picture of a girl laying on the bed....a real picture. I guess thats subliminal imaging??



Asian Pornstar Asian Pornstar

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

hmm

nothing extremely special...but how is this rated good for ALL audiences??! Theres is blood everywhere!


Recent Game Reviews


Balloon Duel Balloon Duel

Rated 5 / 5 stars

DUDE!

You, in my opinion, are one of the best animators ever to visit newgrounds. With only two animations / games under your belt, people may be skeptical of your skill, But its quality not quantity that counts. I think this game was totally AWSOME, veryy addicting, but I found only one problem. The exit button doesnt work on the car page. The choice of hair, face accesories, shirts, pants, shoes, gloves, overwear, customisable balloon colors, and the wide variety of weapons extremely demonstrates your skill at making games. Nice job, you are a legend man!



mouse maze mouse maze

Rated 2 / 5 stars

hmm....

Needs ALOT of work. Maybe give it better graphics, like an animated curser that changes color, or spins, instead of a green dot (the game is called "mouse maze" after all. By the way, it was WAY to easy. All you have to do is click on the green dot and drag it on top of the black dot. Oh well, this game has tons of potential.

1. Make Better Graphics
2. Make Harder Levels
3. Fix Green Dot Press Bug

Do this and your all set.



(old) Jet-Packed (old) Jet-Packed

Rated 5 / 5 stars

dude!

this game rocks! So addictive! By the way, I got 2204 :)


Patchco responds:

Thanks! and nice score!

Recent Audio Reviews


Welcome to paradise Welcome to paradise

Rated 1 / 5 stars

oh god no

no, you cant sing, thats the thing that ruined it. Your guitar was OK, but man, that used to be one of my favorite songs, you just put me off it for a while. :(



Nightfall Nightfall

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Yo!

This is Awsome! Right now, one of my songs is in 3rd place (syntho), and yes I'd really want it in first. But hey! You Totally deserve it! This better get bumped up to first sometime soon!

P.S What do you use to make all these songs? It would be great if you could tell me. It must be one hell of a unique program!



Haystacks on the fallow Haystacks on the fallow

Rated 0 / 5 stars

you my friend

are a phony. All of your songs are simply reversed Lord of the Rings songs! Please people, read this review. This man is a phony, he doesn't "make" them, he downloads Lord of the Rings songs and reverses them. No effort in this.